Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see

Läuft bei mir. Zwar rückwärts und bergab, aber läuft.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this make no sense, microwave.

It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.

If you fall, I’ll be there. ~Floor

Life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I am on a seafood diet.

I see food and I eat it.

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them keys.

Wozu der 1. April? Heutzutage wird doch eh jeder von jeden verarscht.

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

I just wanna be part of your symphonyyyy